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Wonder Bar Oscar Psychic A Poem  

yesmamallthetime 56F  
4465 posts
4/20/2018 1:07 pm
Wonder Bar Oscar Psychic A Poem


Voice recognition is
Hit or miss
Just take this phrase
For instance.
I wanted it to type
One of my favorite
German sayings
Wunderbar!
Ausgezeichnet !
And instead
It came out
Wonder bar
Oscar psychic!

Auto correct
And voice recognition
You do know how
To make folks frown
And grimace
But also laugh
At absurd things.
I would love to hear
Some of your renditions
Of folks; expressions!

It is priceless entertainment
In that it is free
And on demand
All you have to do
Is ask for Google voice
Or some software
To decipher your words.
And await their choice!

With a smile
And a laugh
I will say it again
Wunderbar
Ausgeszeichnet!
And not get too annoyed
When it comes out
Wonder bar
And Oscar psychic!

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


JimmyB7474 59M

4/20/2018 1:24 pm

LoL... yeah I couldn't have said it better. Auto correct can be a major pain when you are writing about the sounds made during sex. Jimmy B.

My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
4/20/2018 10:16 pm

like song parodies...

or when you get the lyrics totally wrong...

and, then... sometimes... it's like a picture being equivalent to a thousand words...

hmm...

Bread - "If"

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show
The you I've come to know

If a face could launch a thousand ships
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you
You're all that's left me too
And when my love for life is running dry
You come and pour yourself on me

If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today
Beside you all the way

If the world should stop revolving
Spinning slowly down to die
I'd spend the end with you
And when the world was through
Then one by one the stars would all go out
Then you and I would simply fly away...

To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog:

Good luck!!!


JimmyB7474 59M

4/23/2018 10:29 am

Well Luv.... I'm into sounds like AAAahhrrrgggg~! and MMmmmmmm and fffffffffffuuuuuKK!..... well, it'd be easier just to read a few of my stories I posted on my blog. It's free ya know. Jimmy B.

My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.


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