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一夜西遊~水濂洞
Posted:
Jul 28, 2014 8:42 am
Last Updated:
Jan 4, 2015 12:12 pm
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從小我就問媽媽說~我是從哪裡出來的
我媽每次都說我是石頭裡蹦出來的
言歸正傳
自從佛祖硬是把金箍棒塞到我身體最硬的地方之後
每次看著這邊的美女視訊打手槍
我總是射了一堆在天花板
久而久之~沒降到妖~沒伏到魔
倒是天花板一堆鐘乳石...............結晶體.......
索性~~在房間門口就貼上"水濂洞".........................
一 一 歡迎美女前往參觀>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<
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一夜西游~金箍棒
Posted:
Jul 27, 2014 12:23 am
Last Updated:
Jan 4, 2015 12:11 pm
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這晚夢見我化身成齊天大聖跪拜於佛祖面前
佛祖曰
悟空阿,未來降妖伏魔的任務仍不可斷阿]
我曰
佛祖阿,小弟弟我怎麼降妖伏魔阿,2014年已經是個科記的社會了阿]
佛祖曰
我今賜你開山刀乙隻,西瓜刀乙隻便可]
我曰
阿..........很多人都拿槍了ㄟ........]
佛祖曰
那我賜還你"身縮軟硬自如的金箍棒"]
我曰
我該藏於耳朵之內嗎]
佛祖曰
你這樣會嚇倒芸芸眾生,我會將他藏於你身內,急需之時方便使用]
話畢,所有景像化成了團團的白煙~然後我醒了
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
一柱擎天~~~~~~~我終於知道佛祖把金鼓棒藏在我身體內的哪個部分了~~~~~~~
佛祖阿佛祖阿~~~你放心吧~~~~以後降妖伏魔的任務就交給我吧~~
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