I looked on here years ago just for fun. Now I'm stuck with this retarted username on here now that I'm actually curious about finding someone or some fun. I had a pretty good business for about 13 years until 18 months ago some guy pulled out of his driveway in his Ford Expedition and took me out while I was riding my motorcycle. Since then I've had 13 surgeries with still more to go. Most of them being on my right forearm and one on my left wrist. Needless to say I got pretty messed up. I'm doing OK now but it has been a rough bit of time for me. I have been separated from my ex since last Feb and we are in the process of finalizing our divorce. I figured it's been a year, might as well see who's out there. Sadly, I'm way out of practice in this whole dating thing since it has been about 7 years since I last have done it...but hey, I'm sure it's like riding a bike, right? Oh wait, I guess I didn't have much luck the last time I did that either, bummer. Anyway, I'm easy going, easy to get alone with, respectful and decent...and most importantly, I shower twice a day, so I'm clean. If you have to be any of those...please be clean. I really have a problem with lax hygiene habits. Being rude, impolite and/or annoying can all be tolerated if your cute enough and you let me see your boobs from time to time.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone to hang out with, go to the beach or what ever it is that people do when they meet each other these days. I'm definitely not a 'let's hook up on the first night' kind of guy. Not saying I have never done that (I am male after all), but I prefer to at least get to know the person for a day or two first. I like experimenting and up for most anything...as long as 'anything' doesn't have anything to do with another guy getting to close to me or me some how being dressed up in woman's clothes. Cause neither will leave me in a very good mood.

I'm a very visual person. I don't like eating dinner in the dark, nor do I like 'having fun' when I can't see what it is I'm supposed to be having fun with. Or the short version..I'm definitely a lights on kind of person....unless I find myself with someone that is probably better to just leave the lights off with. Well shoot my short version was as lengthy as my long version. Well, we will just leave it with, let's hope we can leave the lights on.

Another thing, GIVING oral is far towards the top of my list of things I like to do. Providing you meet the requirements in my first section on hygiene habits.

If I end up not going down on you AND we have the lights off...I need to find a better way to meet new woman.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, I'm not picky, If the opportunity is there I will probably
take

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Latex, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No not really. I'm more of a realist. I would rather
set my goals with someone I have a remote chance of actually
meeting someday. Since after all, an important part of
that sex thing is ACTUALLY meeting the person. And no, I
don't count internet sex as real sex

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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