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Donald Trumpet  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
7/19/2018 9:08 pm

Last Read:
7/21/2018 3:49 am

Donald Trumpet


Did you know that Donald Trumpet once had a profile on FriendCome.com. Surprisingly yes! A hypothetical narrative.

Hello
my name is
Donald Trumpet
I like to wank
my own crank
or is it crank
my own wank
toot
my own flute
I need
a woman
to kiss
without permission
I have
a lot of money
so I say
I can
provide for you
give you
many things
you may not
like me
but I can
give you
many gifts
and presents
I have
a lot of money
so I say
I can afford you
a life of luxury
that will make you
miserable
I want to
grab your pussy
let me stick
my tiny little dick
in your pussy
in exchange
for money

Borat - Dating Service Skit
https://www.youtube/watch?v=S7vWi8sosg4



rick315875 65M

7/20/2018 9:08 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is just too much lol..
Hi tmp, if you really think about it Trump is a trumpet. A real blowhard.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/20/2018 4:15 pm

This is just too much lol..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

7/20/2018 10:32 am

I agree exactly now extend your comment to the obvious.


allspice69 58M
7 posts
7/20/2018 6:17 am

sorry but this is stupid


rick315875 65M

7/19/2018 10:36 pm

    Quoting Attentive14Fun:
    What a sad human being you must be walking around all day with Donald Trump living in your brain. Haha
Very sad I suffer from depression


rick315875 65M

7/19/2018 10:33 pm

I was trying to decide whether this poem was funny or sad. Maybe a little bit of both.


rick315875 65M

7/19/2018 10:31 pm

    Quoting Attentive14Fun:
    What a sad human being you must be walking around all day with Donald Trump living in your brain. Haha
I am sorry but you must be mistaken this is a poem about Donald Trumpet! Who is this Donald Trump you speak of?


Attentive14Fun 50M

7/19/2018 10:22 pm

What a sad human being you must be walking around all day with Donald Trump living in your brain. Haha


rick315875 65M

7/19/2018 9:13 pm

Donald Trumpet


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