Well, I'm a nice guy. I love to eat pussy, and don't demand a BJ in return. I think the female orgasm is one of the most beautiful things in the world. I'm very good with my hands, and bring that to the bedroom (or kitchen, den, dining room, wherever the fun is). [COLOR red][I]WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile, pictures, or web cams in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.[/I][/COLOR] [B][SIZE 3]What I'm Like[/SIZE][/B]B) "Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to repeat myself and use big words." If you laughed at that (even a giggle), you're in the right place. I have a way with words, and love to play with them. I love sarcasm, and enjoy *playfully* arguing about anything, or nothing (arguments where people get hurt aren't fun). I like to have stimulating intellectual conversations (though I don't get to do it as often as I'd like). I've been known to find things funny that most people think ought not to be found funny. As a lover of the outdoors, I am also very passionate about being '[COLOR green]Green[/COLOR]'. Especially when it comes to pollution (it just kills me when people are too lazy to recycle). I listen to Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, some oldies and some pop, but not country or Gospel. [B][SIZE 3]What I Believe[/SIZE][/B] (and will defend to the death) I believe that, professionally, women should be treated no different than men, but perally, should be treated like ladies. I'm not sure if that makes sense, so I'll clarify: Women should have equal wages, equal rights, etc.; but still be allowed to expect doors to be held open, and chairs to be pulled out for them. [B]CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD![/B] Unfortunately, it does seem to be in a coma nowadays. Not with me, though. If any of that sounds like how you imagine your perfect man, just drop me a line. Perhaps we can get together and see if we click, and then decide where to go from there. :-Y If there's anything else you want to know, just ask, and I'll be more than happy to answer.

My Ideal Person Intelligence is key. My hate for stupidity is so intense that it is often a boner-killer./8
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***Before reading on, please note that I am NOT saying women need to look like super-models to be attractive. I'm saying that if a woman's weight is such that it is a threat to her health (too high or too low), THAT is unattractive.***
As far as looks go, I'm not too picky (I'm not Brad Pitt, so I don't expect you to be Angelina Jolie).
However, if you're the poster-girl for the obesity epidemic in the US, please, don't email me. I don't mean just 20 or so pounds over your ideal body weight, I mean so fat that your rolls have rolls.
If you're not sure if this includes you, here's a sure way to tell: If you think you're way too fat, but everyone CONSTANTLY tells you otherwise, YOU ARE NOT FAT. On that same note, if you're so thin you can count all your bones, please, EAT SOMETHING before emailing me.
I'm looking for a girl that loves to be pleased. If you're not having a good time, neither am I. I really love redheads(natural). Ideally, she would want a relationship, but just sex is ok, too.

What I Seek (relationship)
My perfect woman would be smart, appreciate (and hopefully have) a witty sense of humor, and probably wouldn't describe herself as normal. Average, maybe, but not normal.
She would enjoy, or at least be willing to try some outdoorsy-type activities (Hiking, Camping, Rock-Climbing, etc). She would need to be understanding, or at least tolerant of the fact that I refer to my car romantically (I really love my Subaru). She would need to be able to hold her liquor well, or hold mine if I start getting tipsy. ;-D

What I Seek (sex-only)>>!
As mentioned above, she must be smart, and appreciate (and hopefully have) a witty sense of humor.
I prefer a woman who either waxes or shaves her pussy, at least on and around the lips and clit. A little landing strip just above the slit is hot.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Beatles, Pink Floyd, Eagles, Doors, DragonForce, Edguy, Green
Day, Sublime

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I've always thought it would be fun to teach another
guy how to make his woman squirt. Sort of a educational tutorial
type of thing. (no male-male sexual contact)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, Allison Hannigan. I used to be a fan of the show "Buffy"
(don't laugh, it was just a phase, and I didn't
watch it for Buffy, either). Anyway, I followed her as a fan to the "American Pie"
movies, and that's when I decided "I'd love
to bone that chick!" >>!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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