Life is like a camera, Focus on what's important, Capture the good times, Develop from the negatives ; If things don't work out, Take another shot. 1) Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral : In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. 2) Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. 3) What is the difference between Frustration And Satisfaction ?? "What the Fuck" And "What A Fuck". 4) 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time if someone calls you "HandSome", don't take it as a compliment. 5) Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reas. 6) Practical thought : A husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his Life... [COLOR red]WARNING: Any institutions or third parties using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this. [/COLOR]